0 Personal Satisfaction - Mouse

There is more to being the Cream of Venus than elegant beauty. Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder, but most of us are good at recognizing it as well. This young lady from Stunners.com no doubt has a name, but the gallery I got her shots from identifies her only as "Mouse", which I can understand. I knew a girl like this once, with a high squeaky voice, but she was one of the cutest, most awesome girls I've ever met. I don't know what this girl's name is, but I'll bet that taking her out for a night on the town would be one of the most personally satisfactory evenings of my life. And that's WITHOUT her being naked.

0 Almost Feel Dirty - Jennie Reid

This delicious morsel is Jennie Reid and comes to us courtesy of Playboy. I sort of feel ashamedly voyeuristic watching this woman get ready for a bath. I almost... almost... feel dirty for it. Can I get in too?

0 We're Not Fools- Chenade LaRoy

Playboy brings us this delicious morsel: Chenade LaRoy, who frankly looks like the kind of girl you don't want to kick out of bed. Of course, only a fool would do that, and none of us are fools.

0 Punting - Kathy Lee

This is Kathy Lee via Actiongirls.com and I would take her punting in my boat any day of the week. On a side note, the photographer who took these shots deserves a fricking award. Fantastic!

0 Cute, Playful, and love Zucchini - Paige Riley

This vegetable wielding girl is Paige Riley from FTV Girls and I have to be honest - what the heck is up with screwing zucchini? Is there something especially amazing about this particular vegetable? Why is it that practically every time I see a gorgeous girl, she's SCREWING a zucchini? On the flip side, I don't really MIND that these girls are doing this.

0 Rock Climbing - Corinna

This energetic rock climber is Corinna from Femjoy.com and immediately makes me want to take up the sport. Wouldn't you? Imagine clambering over rocks with this naked hottie nearby. How would she encourage you to take that last ledge? I think we both know.

0 Are You Hungry? - Loreen A.

Gracing us once more with extreme beauty come Loreen A from Met-art.com. I love a girl who likes to spend so much of her time with her legs open like this. It puts me in mind of a phenomenal buffet. Are you hungry?

0 Better Than Vodka - Aljena A

There are times when it doesn't matter that the hair is dyed. This is one of those times. All I can say is "OMFG!" This incredible tidbit is Aljena A from Met-Art and proves once and for all that Russia has more to export than just great vodka.

0 I Want It All - Karina J

This dark haired beauty is Karina J of Met-Art.com and of course you're finding it difficult to decide whether it's her amazing breasts or delicious looking flower that you're more attracted too. Why not make it easy on yourself and say "I want it all!" I did.

0 Use Your Vegetables Wisely - Tiffany

Today's public service announcement is brought to you by Tiffany and the folks at FTVgirls.com, who of course want us all to eat... ahem... USE our vegetables... to their fullest advantage. Here we have Tiffany demonstrating some of the more... palatable... ways to use a zucchini.

0 Red Tipped - Nalli

Well this is certainly a difficult quandary. The young waif above is Nalli from Met-Art and as you can CLEARLY see, she is NOT a real red-head. The gallery above comes to us courtesy of NSFW.com and is actually TITLED Fake Redhead Nalli. My question? So what? I know of at least one other fake redhead and while she DOES shave it all completely to hide the fact that her Irish coloring comes from a bottle, look a the girl above and ask yourself, does it matter to you? Does it REALLY?

If anyone has read "The Arcade Series: Tower of Terror" (a pretty much vanilla erotica story), Nalli does a DAMN good job looking like the main character "Jacqueline" in that story. This story is also available (with a sequel starring Jacqueline) in my book "In the Dark (An Anthology)", available form Amazon.com and Barnesandnoble.com